Great brand names all start with a Mac. Like MacDonalds.

I am the proud new owner of a Magic Mouse! Totally matchy matchy with my MacBook which I must admit has a skin with a Panda spinning music and has a orange transparent Speck case, therefore not totally matchy matchy in that purist white Mac addict way. Though I am a dirty person (like dirt and grime and not what your head has in the gutter), I prefer a black MacBook. (Makes note to steal The Laney’s black one)

What does a Magic Mouse do you may ask. It is one big button thing so you can Right Click, like on a normal mouse. Right clicking is important to me, I do not care what the other Mac Stick in the Mud Conservatives think. Right click is useful. Very. There is no click wheel for you to scroll. You just trace your finger down and up in a line on the mouse and it scrolls up and down the page for you. So godamn genius. And finally, it is WIreless and connected not by a stinky USB sensor but BlueTooth. Life is great.

Well I guess I must go get the iPhone to be a bondafide Mac Awful supporter.